happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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