so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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