I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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