Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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