I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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