its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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