i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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