i permit you to call me
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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