She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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