Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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