my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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