Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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