She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
i need some magic done to my vagina
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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