wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses youâ€
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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