Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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