She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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