is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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