And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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