Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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