Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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