More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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