so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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