that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Randomize