I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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