Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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