Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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