Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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