hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
false alarm. still invincible.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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