talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I am spending my child support on dildos
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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