Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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