We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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