so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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