Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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