Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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