Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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