He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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