On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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