Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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