How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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