New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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