i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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