My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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