Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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