i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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