I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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