My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
4 words: hood of his car
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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