Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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