There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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