I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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