Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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