Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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