your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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