Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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