Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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