They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Randomize
