theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
