id be glad to
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Randomize
