yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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