I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So many bounce houses so little time
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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