Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
so much tequila, so little girl.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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