I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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