i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just forgot I was standing up.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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